my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”
i hate when i fuck with a girl and she mad but wont tell me whats wrong then be upset i aint fix it. grow the hell up and use ya big girl words this aint no got dam daycare u goofy bitch.
Reasons why I can never have a legit relationship with a female. It’s a handful
Lmao “this ain’t no dam daycare you goofy bitch”
That line just..I’m dying