when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money


(Source: dveon)


my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 




i hate when i fuck with a girl and she mad but wont tell me whats wrong then be upset i aint fix it. grow the hell up and use ya big girl words this aint no got dam daycare u goofy bitch. 

Reasons why I can never have a legit relationship with a female. It’s a handful

Lmao “this ain’t no dam daycare you goofy bitch”
That line just..I’m dying

He’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights (via observando)