mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 


Elsa Mora

(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream)

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon)

bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

supersamurai91:

highuponsex:

titytwochainz:

i hate when i fuck with a girl and she mad but wont tell me whats wrong then be upset i aint fix it. grow the hell up and use ya big girl words this aint no got dam daycare u goofy bitch. 

Reasons why I can never have a legit relationship with a female. It’s a handful

Lmao “this ain’t no dam daycare you goofy bitch”
That line just..I’m dying